Forsooth! Save Me Oh Gallant Knight…..


Forsooth, save me oh gallant knight from the perils and pitfalls of beastly marauders and ruffians, for I am but a weak and fragile maiden of delicate sensibilities and shall swoon in despair if my most trifling fancy is not granted forthwith.


I’ve been wondering why all our modern day “ladies” and gallant “knights” don’t just revert back to the rather flowery language of the golden age of chivalry and be done with it.  After all, according to the best “minds” of modern 21st century “experts” on male female relationships, all women are ladies of delicate sensibilities, and all men gallant knights who live to serve fair ladies, or at least should be.

Oh wait – I forgot – women are empowered, independent and self actualised autonomous beings, except when they’re not – and all men are bastards – except men who play along with the contradictory and confused “myth of womanhood” that holds these two completely opposite paradigms as true. Though, if you ever get a chance to eavesdrop on the “girl talk” of these “ladies” you will discover that yep – you’re a bastard too – just a useful one, because you, in your gallantry, don’t expect women to be ADULTS.

I actually get more flak from men when I state “I’m not a feminist” and “nope, never been oppressed” and “thanks but I can do that myself” at first it was odd, then it started to get annoying, now – well now apparently I’m “no lady” – well thank fuck for that!

Do I think that those gallant men who have attempted to “treat me like a lady” with all that this entails [sigh] are bastards and just trying to “oppress” me? Nope – they are merely following a script, acting out roles that have been hammered into their heads, literally following their programming. Then when their programming is challenged, when the recipient of this gallantry refuses to follow the script – in their confusion and disgruntlement and because the other party to this ridiculous script is ad libbing they get – a tad touchy.

Which in many ways is understandable, after all, they’re been learning this script all their lives, rehearsals are ongoing, rewrites are par for the course, their part stays the same, the lines never change, their role never changes, even as the female leads in this real life play edit their own script, don bizarre “costumes” depending on whether or not they are playing “ladies” or sluts.

Nope, the female characters bio stays the same – “weak and fragile maiden with delicate sensibilities” even as she whacks you over the head with the nearest kitchen utensil, screams abuse and foul language at you, kicks you out of your house and prevents you from seeing your beloved children – she is still a delicate fragile flower of perfect womanhood who needs to “be taken care of”

Perhaps you are a young man and want to go to college and study engineering, or physics, or some other highly complex subject for which you have an aptitude for? You apply, you get turned down, this is odd, you’ve gotten top grades in your subject since – forever – it’s all you ever wanted to do.

Want to know why you, the best candidate got turned down? Because some barely competent female decided it would “be cool” to be an engineer, did she work as hard as you? Don’t be daft. The college wooed her, with grants, with mega tons of path smoothing, with lowered standards, and laid out a red carpet so she wouldn’t have to scuff her Manolo Blahniks as she sashayed into college and took your place. And according to the script, this is where you shrug your shoulders, smile ruefully and applaud this delicate and fragile creature for after all – what a lady wants – a lady gets.

Here’s the punchline – those men who see themselves as gallant Sir Galahad’s, as “gentlemen” protecting the laydees from even the slightest inconvenience or upset are in fact the MOST discriminatory, the most anti “equality” the most patronising and condescending – your behaviour is saying, loud and clear – you are an incompetent nitwit, with barely the sense you were born with, you are a child, an immature useless twat who couldn’t find her ass with a map.

The ones who bleat about “how women are discriminated against” and therefore need special protection? Who would these terrible discriminatory men be?

That would be YOU – discriminating against women – because you DON’T see autonomous human beings, you DON’T see that by treating someone like a child you encourage and enable childishness, immaturity and self absorption. You give selfish self absorbed women permission to BE selfish and self-absorbed, you do them a huge disservice by enabling ridiculous pouty and immature behaviour and “protecting” them from adult accountability. Now THAT’S discrimination. To treat an adult like a child, and refuse to hold them accountable for their behaviour.

You want to know what I see, when one of these gallant knights hove’s into view?

A FOOL, a pompous condescending robot, parroting a script, playing a part, because he’s too afraid to let go of his safe secure rigid role as “man who protects women and is therefore one of the good guys” actually you’re not one of the good guys, you’re a patsy, a tool, a sap.

You define yourself by your usefulness to women, by allowing yourself to be used, by being, unbeknownst to you, the butt of the joke – and what is the joke that women tell behind your back?

“he’s such a fool that all I have to do is flutter my eyelashes, flatter his ego by purring what a big strong man he is – and he is putty in my hands – I can make him do whatever I like”

Yep, these are the delicate fragile sensitive little creatures that you congratulate yourself on being in thrall too – these are the manipulative scheming and avaricious harpies that play you like a violin.

You really want to actually do women a favour? To show that you “respect” women?

Then first and foremost, start treating them like adults, stop excusing and justifying petty and spiteful behaviour, start expecting grown women to take responsibility for THEIR actions. You know what you get if you let a child act out, or don’t correct bad behaviour – a spoilt brat that throws tantrums.

Have some respect for yourself – stop allowing yourself to be hoodwinked, stop congratulating yourself on being a “good guy” who only exists to serve women – any woman – no one really likes an ass kisser, a sycophant, a patsy. If you ARE one of those “good guys” who believes that women are equal to men then start acting like you believe it.  Hold women to the same standards as you hold men.

And no, I’m not talking about superficial difference in strength, or capacity to do certain jobs, but more fundamental standards of honesty, integrity, loyalty, truth and compassion. Those standards.

But perhaps more importantly, realise this – human beings come in all sorts of sizes and shapes, all levels of competence and ability, varying degrees of arseholery and decency – being male or female is the least important aspect of this package we call a human being. To elevate one sex over another, and pedestalise one entire sex is to deny the inherent humanity in the other. Consequent to this of course is that, if you’re the one that gets to worship at this pedestal, by its very nature – you will NEVER be good enough, not for the twat you just hoisted up on that pedestal.

Does it even need to be said? If you put someone up on a pedestal looking DOWN on you, why would it come as a surprise to know that she IS actually looking DOWN on you – you gave her permission to do so.


7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. donzaloog
    Dec 28, 2013 @ 15:01:48

    Great article. You hit the nail right on the head.


  2. Anja Eriud
    Dec 28, 2013 @ 16:25:04

    Hi donzaloog and welcome.

    Thank you, I do appear to be becoming a bit obsessed with “white knightery” but I have a reason. My greatest fear is that the current meagre “concessions” and thinly hidden contemptuously proffered crumbs being conceded by these new man friendly fourth wavers, will act as sops to hide the deeper more pernicious machinations of those rancid third wavers lurking in the shadows.

    I fear that some men will be so grateful at being even considered “almost” human beings that they will cave.

    Would I blame them? Nope, But being used and abused by women has become so deeply ingrained in some men that even a slight lessening seems like a victory.

    It isn’t – it is just sneakier tactics to try and contain the growing anti and counter feminism movement.


    • donzaloog
      Dec 28, 2013 @ 17:27:08

      I agree. These so called good feminists are just there to quell the uprising that is the men’s movement. We’re already seeing some of them come to AVFM telling us we need to stop being so angry etc. They don’t last long there.


      • beautifulinhim
        Feb 02, 2014 @ 18:44:49

        They are telling you to stop being so angry? Why don’t they look at why you are angry? This reminds me of a relationships forum I used to frequent some 10 or so years ago – it was female heavy (what a surprise) and there was much hypocrissy, sexist hypocrissy and double standards. A man got angry because of this sexist hypocrissy and double standards and he was told that he had ‘anger issues’ that he needed to deal with. Well, excuse me but how would you feel love if this forum had been full of men displaying sexist double standards and hypocrissy? Oh, and when I point4ed out the general sexist hypocrissy and double standards in the forum, a woman replied by saying that it is because this forum is female dominated and many of the women are angry at men (because they got dumped or cheated on by a man – the usual stuff that makes too many women think that they have the right to get angry at men). Well, excuse me, these women have anger issues, they need to deal with them!

  3. fortytwo6x7
    Dec 28, 2013 @ 20:17:49

    Another excellent piece. There is something about the behaviour of “White Knights” that I recognise from another strange group of people. Liberal activists. You see a protest on TV about a mosque or a deportation or some such event. Every time (because the cameras pick them out to show they have support from “local people”) bang smack in the middle of the Muslims is a white person, normally wearing a CND/Peace t shirt, or Harley Davidson as they have no knowledge of irony and it looks “cool” sandals and shorts. A ctiy person trying to look like a Surfer Dude, and I think I know part of why both these sets pf people do this. They want to “protest” they want to “make their voice heard” they feel the need to be a “activist”. However the bit about having unpopular opinions scares the shit ot of them and they jump on the bandwagon there wife/girlfriend or politically correct peer group allows them to be vocal about.
    Basically, they need to grow a set of balls and form their own opinions, or shut up 🙂


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  5. gynocentrism
    Dec 29, 2013 @ 07:36:11


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